Summing practicality in fiction

Recently, I was watching a documentary on BBC, "triumph and tragedy" which was based on the NASA experiments. It showed all the achievements and failures of NASA, from landing on the moon to orbiting the earth in a space shuttle.

It focussed on the challenges and efforts of making a space shuttle, which can be reused to save millions of dollars. The process of getting out of the earth's orbit needs tonnes of fuel and re-entering suffers tonnes of heat. So tiling the space shuttle with heat resistant tiles was essential. The last tragedy in 2004 when, the crew on board the space shuttle, including the legendary Indian woman, Kalpana Chawla, in NASA's reusable space shuttle fell prey to the excessive heat which entered the space shuttle through a broken tile and destroyed it, including the crew, into hundreds of pieces. That was a big tragedy.

While watching the documentary, an abrupt thought struck my mind. What if superman was in real! Now you would think that I'd say that for saving the space shuttle. NO! I thought, he was resistant to almost everything, including fire, but his clothes? I suspect: no! We have seen him going out and entering the earth's orbit a thousand times, in the repeat telecasts of his movies on HBO. So, my point of concern is, if he was real, then he would require new clothes every time he entered the earth's atmosphere, as those would turn into ashes in the 1500 Degrees of soaring heat. He's resistant even to sun, so even his pubic hair would remain cool as the Himalayan ice, but his clothes? This is the question!

What if, Iron man was here working on the development of his latest suit? NASA wouldn't be there, because, Mr. Tony Stark would reach even the sun, with his astonishing, high speed, one manned, universal shuttle. Though, he would certainly need a space caravan behind him to rest and store his food and supplies.

Ok, lets forget about the western super heroes, and think about our own, "Shaktimaan." Though, he's a colour Xerox copy of Superman, with some spicy addition of ancient, Indian spirituality lessons, like attaining 'siddhis' with meditation, and enduring the supernatural powers, and a spin travel, rather than going in a normal and straight way. He would've obviously fainted a hundred times if he was in real. He has orbited the earth for a thousand times, almost in all his episodes. In his case of re-entering the earth's atmosphere, he would also need a couple of thousand costumes, to start his work without any delay, and a towel to hide his sensory organs immediately after he reaches the earth's atmosphere.

To make the lives of these super heroes simple, I would've suggested them to tile their clothes, with those resistant tiles used in the space shuttle by NASA, or make a towel out of them, to hide in till they dress up with their original costumes after getting home.

Hero

I wish, I was a hero,
trillions would know me and millions would admire me.
I wish, I was a hero,
The young would keep me their exemplary model,
an attraction of the adolescence.
I wish, I was a hero,
a reason of endearment for girls or an ideal man of their lives.
I wish, I was a hero,
to kiss the most beautiful woman on earth,
or a reason for beauties to lose their virginity.
I wish, I was a hero,
not for controversies, bodyguards, media around me,
but for resemblance to be made with legends.
I wish, I was a hero,
for trends to follow me, styles to change on my will.
I wish, I was a hero, not for directors, producers to make a blockbuster or for any financial gains,
but for a change, to experience the fame, the thrill.
I wish, I was a hero, to run on the train, to cry in the rain, to jump on the trees, to fight against the badies,
not in the film but in the actual drama of life.
I wish, I was a hero to bring a change, to brighten the depressed, to bring equality, to reduce poverty.
I wish, I was a hero to make the world a happy place, co-operative space, to motivate masses lend a helping hand.
I wish, I was a hero to ask mother nature, the forgiveness and exception of her disastrous arrogance towards her misled kids, an exception for pandemics, and an exception for nuclear fireworks.
I wish, I was a hero to educate the masses about power of love, lust of money, for my words would count more than their lives.
I wish, I was a hero to make the world a happy place, end in peace and leave a remark for unborn legends to follow, not in any movie, but I wish, I was a hero in reality!